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"How nice!" / "How rude!"
Known for legendary responses and incredible energy.
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Information
Full Name: Dr. Martyn
Known For: Frequently saying "How rude!" and "How nice!"
Relationship Status: In a relationship with Andy Ankle
Profession: Unspecified, possibly involved in education or mischief
Affiliations: Known associate of HP Deskjet 720C
Overview
Dr. Martyn is a charismatic, enigmatic character renowned for her dual catchphrases: "How rude!" and "How nice!". These responses have become her signature communication style, often delivered in perfect rhythm regardless of the situation's tone or gravity. Whether she's reacting to affection, outrageous threats against Glenn Jr., or mentions of Weezer, Dr. Martyn maintains her perfectly balanced energy of approval and indignation.
Personality
With an air of mischief and robotic consistency, Dr. Martyn is both adored and bewildering. Her responses rarely deviate from her limited but impactful vocabulary, suggesting either a minimalist philosophy or a chaotic sense of humor.
"How rude!" typically signifies disapproval or playful teasing, while "How nice!" ranges from genuine warmth to ironic endorsement, sometimes both at once.
Pronouns: How Rude! / How Nice!
Relationship with Andy Ankle
Dr. Martyn and Andy Ankle's relationship remains cloaked in mystery. Though Andy is never seen speaking, Dr. Martyn often reacts favorably when his name is brought up, suggesting deep admiration (or at least strong default programming). Fans consider them a "power couple" of chaos and calm.
Conversations with HP Deskjet 720C
One of Dr. Martyn's most consistent interaction partners is HP Deskjet 720C, an equally strange yet enthusiastic correspondent. Their conversations, though often nonsensical, serve as a delightful window into Dr. Martyn's unwavering personality.
Popularity & Cult Following
Dr. Martyn has garnered a cult following online, where fans often quote her in forums, Discord servers, and meme compilations. Her dualistic nature, shuffling between "How rude!" and "How nice!" has sparked everything from fan art to parody accounts. She has become a symbol of embracing the absurd with a smile... or a slight frown.
Famous Quotes
A curated archive of iconic Dr. Martyn moments:
- I'm scared of my balls on the sea
- Wanna be shot
- Stop biting me on
- literally him pregnant
- I'm going on Lego Island
- You're cheating on alcohol
- Skylar made a drink. I'm scared.
- Fuck Glenn Jr lmao
- The special touches, they'll leave behind me..
- HIDE YOUR DICK AWAY FROM PRINTER DUMMY
- About me: Jeremy Jordan
- my food security
- Get weezered mf
- wdym my mom
- The voices are getting louder.
- Hold up a [How Rude!]
- P. E. Nus
- I don't like yall
- Stop I will take pain medicine
- Fucking peak name
- Everyone exploded earlier
Things Dr. Martyn Is Scared Of
This list is... wild. Click to expand.
Open the Dr. Martyn Files
- 45
- A nation
- A drink
- Sleeping again
- Wrong time
- Focus (even if it's boring)
- Nugget
- The cost of Rhea Ripley
- Boot drive
- The egg
- The thing (???)
- Hamburger gone
- Up: The Movie
- Her mom
- Fanfics of wizards
- Her voice
- Commodore 64
- Grief
- Money from Charzard
- Texas
- Boredom
- Nibbling
- Receipt printer
- Her webagent
- Desperate screams
- Hamburger
- Spiders
- Cold fries
- Responsibility
- Jumpscares
- Electricity
- EVWRYTHING
- Passwords
- Plain E-Bikes
- Cockroaches
- Porn
- Women
- Weber Union Agriculture Center
- The letter U
- Booty that throws glitter
- Two rooms
- Her giant mallet
- Rain
- Morning
- Snack Cactus
- Cringe channel
- Storage
- Pizza
- What's happening
- Zesty
- Sea salt
- 6 hours
- Sleeping
- Working out
- Understanding
The list is about seven pages long so I'll save you from witnessing the horrors.
Trivia
- Once responded "How nice!" to a statement about making children cry with lab reports.
- Declared "How rude!" in reaction to both "Do you like foolunderscore" and a mysterious attachment.
- Believes Weezer is "How nice!", but "Thank you" is "How rude!".
- Her moral compass is questionable, she has responded "How nice!" to threats involving Glenn Jr. and Glenn Jr Jr.
Legacy
Dr. Martyn's legacy is not built on traditional achievements, but on consistent charm, oddball energy, and the internet's love of unpredictability. Whether an AI with a glitch or a very committed performance artist, she remains a legend in her digital circles.